My new clothing idea is this; a turtleneck shirt that has cloth diapers for shoulders. It could come in all colors but “formula tan” would be the hot seller.

How did I come up with this idea you ask?

Oddly enough, the idea came to me after I was done feeding Zoe. It was a nice quiet feeding time, Mommy had just warmed up a bottle of Similac, the most expensive non-alcoholic beverage on the planet (more about that in a later rant), and she took her time finishing up. Interestingly, during the three burping sessions that took place in this feeding, little Zoe refused to belch. No big deal, she seems content enough. OK, back to the movie we were watching as she contently sits on my chest with her head on my shoulder. Nice family time…

I remarked to Kris that Zoe had not burped and no sooner did I finish saying it then Zoe let ‘er RIIIIPPPPPPPPPPPPP! That’s my girl! Good out, Nice push. Diaphram like her old man. Anyway, shes starting to fade out, getting sleepy, eyelids heavy, goodni———-NOT. As her head rested ever so gently on my chest, she decided to spit up. Normal, except the fact that her mouth was positioned just inside the collar of my tee shirt. Zoe didn’t spit up on my shirt, she spit up DOWN my shirt! I’m almost positive that it never hit cloth, it just ran straight down. Funny, that’s when the idea popped into my head. TURLTENECK DIAPER SHOULDER SHIRT! What do you think? Genius if you ask me.

Any clothing makers out there, please contact me and we’ll go 50/50!

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