Thats what Zoe’s Pop just dropped on formula. Its called Nutramigen® but I say we rename it to “Nu-SCAM-igen” Just kidding! this shiznit works like a charm. Their website says

Nutramigen is clinically proven to quiet colic symptoms fast â?? often within 48 hours.

…and I’ll be gosh-darned if it did do just that. She is great! poops on a good schedule, doesn’t fuss when she is a wake, sleeps good. Bonus!

I’ll bet you are wonering why cheap ass Eric dropped over 300 big ones on formula, aren’t you? Well, it’s because Target decided to put it on sale ’til Saturday. $20 a can! down from $22.29. I single-handedly depleted their entire stock. Nice. So if you are on your way to Target at Alma School and Queen Creek to get some, sorry, blame me.

Oh, by the way, I have officially scrapped the SafeWay robbery idea. I’m looking into armored cars now, I hear they aren’t to tough to knock over.

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