Yes you read that correctly. Zoe has some frequent olfactory visitors – nose goblins. These goblins have long been in hiding from when they used to be called “hangers” and found in the nasal passages of her father – me. It is purported that a little boy named Eric used to have frequent bouts with these gruesome little nose foes many years ago. I can neither confirm nor deny, I have constitutional rights afforded me by the 5th Ammendment.

Anyway, Zoe seems to let these visitors in her crib in the wee hours of the night. The like to camp out in her nostrils. I’m not gonna lie, she has her mother’s nostrils but her Dad’s visitor issues. Every morning Mommy and Daddy have to evict these little critters from the Zo-smell motel, so that Zoe can breathe easy and eat breakfast.

Zoe apparently doesn’t mind the visitors and tries to fight us as we serve them with eviction fluid and suction tubes. Oncde they are sent packing Mommy and Daddy (and Zoe) can breathe a sigh of relief (ha ha, I crack myself up) until the next time the goblins return.

Daddy can’t help but feel responsible for these nasty hangers out, passing them on in some weird genetic debacle.

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