A long time ago… (This morning)
In a galaxy far, far away… (Chandler actually)

Episode II – The General’s Trick

After a peaceful and pleasant episode I, the littlest General has planned a surprise attack on the rebel army and its leader Jedi Oldy-wan. General Zoe has decided to wage an unconventional type of warfare, implementation of the dirty bomb. The Federation and its leader, Darth Momma, ordered the rebel army to escort the general to her Headquarters (The fisher-price play boat) so that she could go over her battle plans for the upcoming skirmishes.

As the rebel army leader transported the General, it was apparent that something was not right, a sense of disruption in the force. Oldy-wan feared great peril in the near future. The general tried to hide her low grunts and groans while she was being transported. Upon arrival in the Generalâ??s quarters, Oldy-wan, left the general as ordered by Darth Momma. Soon after, Oldy-wan was summoned back to General Zoeâ??s control centre, only to be ambushed by the attack.

Luckily for the rebel army, Oldy-wan was armed with the latest and greatest anti-dirty bomb firepower, Pampers #2 and warm wipes, allowing the rebel army to fend of the attack with little casualties.

As for the General, she quickly ejected and is now planning more pugilistic maneuvers with the rebels.

A recent photo of General Zoe giving orders for her next attack. Many soliders perished to obtain this information for us….

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