Two weeks ago, I was remarking to a friend at work that Zoe now has six teeth in her mouth, 4 on the bottom and 2 on the top. I told him that, unfortunately, she has been afflicted with her daddy’s gap in between her two upper teeth, to which my co-worker (downgraded from friend) replied ??Like a walrus.? You son of a #$%$^! I told him, you just called my daughter a walrus, thanks a lot. Why couldn’t he of said something cool like a saber toothed tiger!
This week Zoe went to her 9 month checkup. She passed with flying colors. Kris was telling over the phone that she was in 95% for this and that. I had bad reception on my cell phone and had to asked her to repeat a percentile score, as the same co-worker (still downgraded from friend) was walking next to me. After I got off the phone, he said ??Yeah, 95% for height and 175% for tooth size.? I wanted to hit him. He followed up with ??Walruses are some of the smartest mammals in the ocean.?
My poor little walrus child, at least she??s smart as ocean life.
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